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How many LGBtQI(j.k.bi etc.,etc.) ciss/neuters does it take to change a light-bulb? NO,NO....the light-bulb is on a unique personal journey discovering it's dysfunctional identity; It's the rest of society that HAS TO CHANGE!!

'Asylum Seeker'... unfortunately that isn't the name of a new British missile system.

Did you hear about that Scotsman playing the bagpipes at the aquarium? Sadly, an octopus smashed out it's brains on the glass thinking he was next in line for a blow-job......

Year 2000: "Do you know the sex yet"? Year 2022: "Have you decided the gender yet"?

'Just Stop Oil'! protesters; How many of them got dropped off at the demo by 'Jenkins', the gardener, in the 5 litre Range Rover?

You have to wonder about Vladimir Putin's inner circle: Maybe it was smashed-in once too often when he was younger & that's made him grumpy?

Couldn't Putin just have an angry wank (instead of trying to fuck a whole country)?

Really struggling to find a slot at the local trans-woman clinic.

This young Muslim bloke wearing a massive rucksack came up to me.... Didn't know whether to grab a narwhal tusk or just pay him for the take-away?

I wish I had a golden megaphone, all encrusted with diamonds, just like Prince Harry Sussex's got. Then I'd go down the shopping precinct, just like he does, & shout just like him: "LEAVE ME ALONE"!