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chalkrod

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3 years ago-Other-Random

Did you know captain Scarlet was autistic? Well he was definitely in the spectrum.....

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3 years ago-Events-Historic Event

Do you remember that case where that Welsh Wicca Wizard got caught f*cking a goat on his allotment when he got spied from a passing train? You know what that proved? That there was at least one English tourist on that choo-choo to call the old bill....

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3 years ago-Celebrities-Hitler

Phillip Schofield's wife..... In the long run I don't feel sorry for her! If she gets back out there in the dating scene you know she won't be short of 'admirers'; coz they deffo know she'll take it up the arse!

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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Orgasm

Reckon I might watch too much porn.... only now I've got a 3-story wank sock with an en-suite & some of the sperms are demanding the right to vote...

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3 years ago-Religion-Muslim

Just tried the government's 'anti-radicalisation menu'....a Mullah-lite with 20% reduced fatwa.... Made me feel a lot less stabby....

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3 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Doctor

Don't know how the fuck i got coronavirus; i'm always so fucking negative about everything..

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3 years ago-Total fucking shit-Knock knock

today saw my first bumble bee of the year .....aaah LITTLE BUZZY C*NT!!!! (sorry tourettes syndrome)

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3 years ago-Other-Professions

....yeah, i'm the screamy poo-ey sort of 'special' NOT the mathematical genius kind.... sorry about your V.A.T. returns....

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3 years ago-Politics-Conservative

Carrie Symonds is the Yoko Oh NO! of the Tory party; Dominic Cummings is the thinking man's Joseph Goebbels....

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3 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women

There's no way I can be H.I.V! My mrs says I'm so fucking negative about everything....

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