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Bonnie Tyler, to be honest, I would get her to; " Turn around, every time..."

I always get my tinder profile written by an estate agent, so they can overestimate the size of my penis....

You have to wonder about Vladimir Putin's inner circle: Maybe it was smashed-in once too often when he was younger & that's made him grumpy?

Saw that Kellie Maloney on the telly, she said she hasn't sponsored any ring action since she transitioned.... I rather doubted the veracity of this.

'Just Stop Oil'! protesters; How many of them got dropped off at the demo by 'Jenkins', the gardener, in the 5 litre Range Rover?

Manchester Arena bombing; 'Do look back in anger'!

Experts are saying that they can use genetic science to bring back the dodo bird.... Who knows maybe it will be the T-Rex next? Mind you that Bolan was proper fucked when the Mini hit the tree..

Couldn't Putin just have an angry wank (instead of trying to fuck a whole country)?

At Windsor the Queen said; "Rich tea biscuits"? And Meghan replied: "No, I'm fine nibbling on these ginger nuts"....

Life's not just all about laughter & joy, there also has to be tears, (especially if sand gets into your Vaseline)