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I got arrested outside Westminster Abbey yesterday. I was trying to raise money for the widow of the unknown soldier.
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Cressida Dick Chief Of The Metropolitan Police. Helen Balls is her deputy. Fucking hell, this stuff just writes itself.
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The terrorist in New Zealand was under observation. Who by ? Stevie Wonder ?
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M&S announce they are rebranding Midget Gems. This is political correctness gone mad. Very soon I won't be able to buy Spazz Drops, Mong Balls, Cripple Clusters and Flid Flakes.
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Metropolitan Police Chief Cressida Dick is investigating Boris Johnson. Dick investigates Cunt. These jokes write themselves.
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Let's build a wall around Liverpool and Manchester. Nothing to do with covid. I just fucking hate Scousers and Mancs.
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I got thrown out of the darts at Alexandra Palace last night. All I did was stand up and wave to World Champion Luke Littler, and shout " Hi Littler. "
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Andrew Lloyd Webber has volunteered to be a guinea pig for a covid 19 vaccine. I hope it doesn't ruin his good looks.
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Boris Johnson has announced that swimming pools can reopen, but to maintain social distancing, lanes two, four and six will have no water in them.
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RIP Sean Lock. Channel Four have commissioned a new quiz show. Eight out of ten presenters are black.
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