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A woman came home after being diagnosed with cervical cancer. Her husband started divorce proceedings. He said, if my car has a dodgy box, I get rid of it.
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A woman came home and told her husband she had cervical cancer. He soon fucked her off. After all, you wouldn't keep a car with a dodgy bix.
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Championship dossers West Bromwich Albion and Aston Villa are bellyaching about the SKY television money for next season. If they get their useless arses into gear they won't be in the Chumpionship next season. No ambition, no promotion. Second rate division wankers. WOLVESAYWE.
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On the subject of Dr Who, Just you wait until The Doctor has PMT. The poor Daleks and Cybermen won't stand a fucking chance.
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Man in court... " As god is my witness, I am innocent. " Judge.... " He's not, I am, you are, six months. "
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My television is applying to the High Court for an injunction to prevent having to show the John Lewis advert. It's only fair. Sauce for the goose, and all that.
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Diana Ross is jumping on the BLM bandwagon. At 3am this morning she realeased a cover version of The Beatles song " Black Bird singing in the dead of night. "
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Boris Johnson has announced that swimming pools can reopen, but to maintain social distancing, lanes two, four and six will have no water in them.
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Andrew Lloyd Webber has volunteered to be a guinea pig for a covid 19 vaccine. I hope it doesn't ruin his good looks.
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Andrew Lloyd Webber has volunteered to be a guinea pig for a covid 19 vaccine. I hope it doesn't ruin his good looks.
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