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Made a joke to my wife about how shit she is at giving blow jobs. Didn't go down well
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I just donated to a sperm bank. I had sex with Katie price
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Just got my son one of those baby bouncers . £10ph but he keeps the kid safe.
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I Saw a programme last night about Islamic woman learning to box. I guess that's one way to reduce the chance of being raped by your Brother or father
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You think you've got it bad? Spare a thought for window cleaners . With the amount of terror attacks going on, these poor cunts are one bomb blast away from losing their whole round.
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Construction companies must be loving life at the moment. I can imagine the emails they've been sending to the white house. "Dear Mr Trump, In the unlikely event that one of your towers are hit by a Korean missile, please use this coupon code to claim 30% off of building materials." Yours sincerely, B&Q
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What have Katie Prices home and DFS got in common? No matter what day of the year you visit, you'll always find a special Price
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I've recently been offered a job running the kitchen at my local women's refuge. I've been working on a new menu to help bring a smile back to those poor women's faces. Breakfast : scrambled egg on toast (eggs well beaten) Lunch: 5 knuckle sandwich Dinner : Battered cod served with salad and Slapped onto a bed of rice. Drink: Martini cocktail not stired but well shaken
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According to the Tories, animals don't feel pain or emotions. Great news. Now I can feel less guilty after violating the cat
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You know it's cold when you have to use your wife's hair straighteners to hold your cock while taking a piss.
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