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A government virus expert has just been sacked. Apparently he didn't know his SARS from his Ebola.

Boris Johnson was asked if the uproar concerning Megan and Harry's accusations about the Royal Family would give the UK an image of being unwelcoming to foreigners. He replied that he didn't think so,and that the bloody wogs would still be coming here demanding benefits and NHS treatments.

Phillip Scofield has come out as gay.He's been married 27 years and his wife is so confused that by the time she goes to bed she doesn't know which way to turn.

Pity Prince Philip is in hospital because he's the type of person who would have spoken bluntly to Megan Makle.He's known for his ability to call a spade a spade.

Have arranged for a Ukrainian woman aged 22 ex beauty queen and nymph to live with me.On top of that there's the £ 350 a month,but at present that's all I can afford !

Perhaps the BLM supporters will consider a new protest before football matches.No longer will they be taking the knee ,but after what Mason Greenwood has done it will be WFM. I.e white females matter and they'll wave their fists around.

Apparently we have 1.3 million illegal immigrants over her who the Government will encourage to have the jab.Rumour is it'll be Novichok they pump into them.

I wouldn't say my best mate was bad at golf but you need a lot of balls to play like he does.

Concerned that my son was missing getting an education because of Covid,I spoke to his Headmaster as I was worried about his lack of progress in maths. He replied, " Don't worry. 85% of pupils leave school better at maths than 10 years ago,10% are about the same although the 15% will require improvement."

Prince Philip will be sorely missed,.You could always rely on him to call a spade a spade.