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Phillip Scofield has come out as gay.He's been married 27 years and his wife is so confused that by the time she goes to bed she doesn't know which way to turn.

Philip Scofield's wife has been asked about how her husband's coming out as gay will affect her. She answered "I'll just have to get on with life and take it up the arse."

It's been reported that a little boy suffering from dwarfism has been bullied. I hope someone tells him to grow up.

The government have found out why BAME'S have refused to get a jab.They must have misheard and thought they were advised to get a job !

I wouldn't say my best mate was bad at golf but you need a lot of balls to play like he does.

A government virus expert has just been sacked. Apparently he didn't know his SARS from his Ebola.

Concerned that my son was missing getting an education because of Covid,I spoke to his Headmaster as I was worried about his lack of progress in maths. He replied, " Don't worry. 85% of pupils leave school better at maths than 10 years ago,10% are about the same although the 15% will require improvement."

Apparently we have 1.3 million illegal immigrants over her who the Government will encourage to have the jab.Rumour is it'll be Novichok they pump into them.

Pity Prince Philip is in hospital because he's the type of person who would have spoken bluntly to Megan Makle.He's known for his ability to call a spade a spade.

Boris Johnson was asked if the uproar concerning Megan and Harry's accusations about the Royal Family would give the UK an image of being unwelcoming to foreigners. He replied that he didn't think so,and that the bloody wogs would still be coming here demanding benefits and NHS treatments.