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Stephen Hawkins in sex scandal ? He was always going on about the Big Bang theory.

Two Pakis overheard talking.One says to the other "You know something Imran,with all these Ukrainians coming here,Luton just doesn't feel like a proper Muslim town anymore ! "

Have arranged for a Ukrainian woman aged 22 ex beauty queen and nymph to live with me.On top of that there's the £ 350 a month,but at present that's all I can afford !

Boris Johnson is not worried if he gets the sack.They are remaking The Office and he's been offered the role of Dave Brent,although he is worried this is type casting.Michael Gove has been approached to play Gareth Keenan.

Perhaps the BLM supporters will consider a new protest before football matches.No longer will they be taking the knee ,but after what Mason Greenwood has done it will be WFM. I.e white females matter and they'll wave their fists around.

Prince Philip will be sorely missed,.You could always rely on him to call a spade a spade.

Prince Philip will be sorely missed,.You could always rely on him to call a spade a spade.

Prince Philip will be sorely missed,.You could always rely on him to call a spade a spade.

Meghan contemplated suicide.I tried it once but never again, I nearly killed myself !

Boris Johnson was asked if the uproar concerning Megan and Harry's accusations about the Royal Family would give the UK an image of being unwelcoming to foreigners. He replied that he didn't think so,and that the bloody wogs would still be coming here demanding benefits and NHS treatments.