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A government virus expert has just been sacked. Apparently he didn't know his SARS from his Ebola.

Stephen Hawkins in sex scandal ? He was always going on about the Big Bang theory.

Concerned that my son was missing getting an education because of Covid,I spoke to his Headmaster as I was worried about his lack of progress in maths. He replied, " Don't worry. 85% of pupils leave school better at maths than 10 years ago,10% are about the same although the 15% will require improvement."

Two Pakis overheard talking.One says to the other "You know something Imran,with all these Ukrainians coming here,Luton just doesn't feel like a proper Muslim town anymore ! "

Have arranged for a Ukrainian woman aged 22 ex beauty queen and nymph to live with me.On top of that there's the £ 350 a month,but at present that's all I can afford !

Boris Johnson is not worried if he gets the sack.They are remaking The Office and he's been offered the role of Dave Brent,although he is worried this is type casting.Michael Gove has been approached to play Gareth Keenan.

Perhaps the BLM supporters will consider a new protest before football matches.No longer will they be taking the knee ,but after what Mason Greenwood has done it will be WFM. I.e white females matter and they'll wave their fists around.

The Conservative party have been accused of Islamophobia. Sounds like a vote winner if ever I heard one.

Prince Philip will be sorely missed,.You could always rely on him to call a spade a spade.

Prince Philip will be sorely missed,.You could always rely on him to call a spade a spade.