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Who does Pennywise the clown call when his laptop has broken? I.T support.
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My girlfriend said she's leaving me because I'm far too immature. What a gay-lord.
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I was shot twice during a home invasion and burglary. The fact that I had a gun and was able to defend myself is the only reason I'm still alive. I haven't committed another crime since...
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How do you greet in a dojo? HIYA!
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I just got tackled in a game of football by a bird. It was a fowl.
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I had a vindaloo last night and my arse is on fire. Probably shouldn't have fucked the waiter.
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Saw my doctor today and showed him the bleeding coming out of my ass. He completely ignored me, and carried on pushing his trolley in Tesco.
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Which town plays the best music? Bangor.
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I just need to go and cover myself in an envelope with bubble wrap. I'll be back in a jiffy.
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My mate got arrested for doing Graffiti everywhere. He was warned many times by the police not to do it. Well the writing on the wall...
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