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Singer Cher has led calls for Donald Trump to visit the victims of the fires in California: Wasn't the old hag bag one of the snowflake celebrities threatening to leave America if Trump became president?

Although Saudi Arabia executes thousands of gays, all Church leaders and MPs kissed the arse of its King when he came on a state visit to Britain. Meanwhile, Trump puts out a few tweets, and half the nation wet their panties and want him stopped from entering Britain. When did mild racism suddenly become a bigger fucking evil than sanctioned state murder?

The religion of the knife wielding maniac in Barnsley has not been released: This can only mean the PC establishment weasels know its a fucking...…………………………… No need to finish the sentence.

What do you think was the name of the mystery man arrested for plotting a terrorist attack against Theresa May? A) Wayne B) Geoff C) Edward D) John E) Philip F) Muhammad

Breaking news: Police say they have no idea of the motive of 4 men arrested in Chesterfield for plotting a terrorist attack. Bet I can name the version of the imaginary sky fairy they believe in.

If Max Clifford was so good at Public Relations, why does everyone think he was a cunt?

World Cup Group of Cunts: Scotland Wales Northern Ireland Republic of Ireland

Breaking News: The Cabbage and Terry Vegetables are the new management team at Aston Villa.

Muslim choir sing at St Paul's during Grenfell Tower memorial service: How long before the fucking Church of England prays towards Mecca and prohibits pork and alcohol?

Did you know that the Bible makes no mention of any innkeeper, crib, stable, or 3 wise men? Makes you wonder if the Church has been parsing a mass delusion for two thousand years and making cunts of everybody?