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There's a nutter running around with a cross expressing bat shit mad beliefs: Is it the leader of Britain First or that bloke down in Canterbury who wears a funny hat?

What's more embarrassing? The police finding thousands of pornographic images on your parliamentary computer or having to admit you once nailed Dianne Abbott?

Irony at the World Cup Draw: Maradona handles the England ball!

World Cup Group of Cunts: Scotland Wales Northern Ireland Republic of Ireland

The Sun headlines if England lose to Panama in the World Cup: 'UP THE CANAL WITHOUT A PADDLE'

When did watching lawful porn suddenly become a bad thing? Did I miss a fucking lesson?

A substantial number of church leaders and MPs have called on Theresa May to cancel Donald Trump's state visit because his racism might embarrass the Queen: For Fuck's sake! She's been married to the Duke of Edinburgh for 70 years.

Why are people surprised Damian Green was watching porn on his parliamentary computer? It helps him stay on the hard right.

Although Saudi Arabia executes thousands of gays, all Church leaders and MPs kissed the arse of its King when he came on a state visit to Britain. Meanwhile, Trump puts out a few tweets, and half the nation wet their panties and want him stopped from entering Britain. When did mild racism suddenly become a bigger fucking evil than sanctioned state murder?

What do you think was the name of the mystery man arrested for plotting a terrorist attack against Theresa May? A) Wayne B) Geoff C) Edward D) John E) Philip F) Muhammad