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Now appearing, one morning only: Mannheim Steamroller. Good crowd.

800+ dead in Afghan earthquake. Taliban scientists confirm it was caused by letting girls go to school.

American teen: I can kill ten kids at a school, like no problem man. Bangladeshi Pilot: please, Sir, to be my beer holding.

So sick of people using the stereotype that Jews are stingy and cheap. Iran wanted to build bigger and better bombs. Israel more than happy to send them hundreds, completely free of charge.

Liverpool attack by the numbers: Number of people injured Monday: 27 Age of driver: 53 Number of new disability applications on Tuesday morning, Mersey DWP: 78,000

Have we learned nothing from history? Will it take us 30 years to lay the blame where it properly belongs again, at the feet of Sheffield police and the Sun?

Watching these fit birds driving overblown lawnmowers in “F1 Academy”. “Top skill set,’’ Commentator panders. Five off the road in the Formation Lap, one starting procedure violation, but most of them managed to park on the grid. So there’s that. Actually it seems a few of them ran out of fuel. I wonder if they know how to make sandwiches.

Why are they blurring the faces of the North Korean POWs captured in Ukraine? Are we supposed to be able to tell Koreans apart now?