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Who knew getting a VPN could be so educational, I've had that many wanks the last few days I'm nearly fluent in french

Completely forgot it was Eid yesterday. Soon realised when it took me 40 mins to get an Uber and got picked up by a bloke called steven

Former head of the royal navy Ben key sacked for having an affair with female subordinate. People have joined the navy for centuries so they could bum another bloke without their wives finding out, but as soon as someone shags a woman it a problem

Been suffering terribly with haemaroids recently, suppose it makes a nice change from the erectile disfunction

I'm not racist, but David Lammy really makes me wish I was

I hope they don't elect an African pope, being molested is bad enough without adding AIDS into it

Women nowadays all say they want a man over 6 foot with plenty of money in the bank, but at the same time hate Donald Trump

Apollo 13 astronaut Jim Lovell has died. I remember his iconic quote, Mama always said dyin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't

Trump and Putin to meet next week, it's crazy to think that this meeting could decide whether or not there is a nuclear war. Anyway do you reckon Melania has ever gave Donald a rusty trombone

"Who else can we get to serve on the board of peace?" "You remember that Blair bloke who helped his mate murder half a million people"