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What do we want? Better quality Internet connections When do we want it? &))&*&$"%&())*^%£

I've been suffering from acute claustrophobia for many years now and my doctor is still unable to find the cause. Not to worry though, he's sending me for an MRI scan next week.

You've all been warned!

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything!"

I'm a bit worried about getting the flu vaccine this year. I just discovered that it's being made in Liverpool..... So it probably doesn't work.

According to Sky News, William Shatner's trip into space with Blue Origin has been delayed by wind. Well what do you expect when you're dealing with a 90 year old man?

Three months ago I ordered a book called "How To be A Successful Online Scammer". I'm still waiting for it to arrive.

THE SECRETS TO A LONG LIFE: 1. No smoking 2. No alcohol 3. No drugs 4. No sex 5. Become a vegan 6. Consume less than 1000 calories a day To be honest, you won't actually live any longer. It'll just seem like it.

Due to the Covid crisis in India, the USA has sent 328 oxygen concentrators and other supplies. Russian is sending more than 22 tonnes of equipment, including 20 oxygen production units, 75 ventilators, 150 medical monitors and 200,000 packs of medicine. Even Pakistan has offered to send 50 ambulances. The EU is also sending oxygen and medicines. Meanwhile, the UK has offered to send 200,000 Indians to compensate for losses so far.

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