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Just popped to the shops in my car and I was only in there for about five minutes. When I came out there was a traffic cop writing out a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a wanker. He just glared at me and started writing another ticket for having defective tyres. "Oi! Don't be a cunt!" I shouted, but still he didn't answer me. Then, just as he finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first, he started writing a third ticket for an illegal exhaust! "You really are a fucking jobsworth ain't ya!" I shouted. This went on for about another ten minutes and the more I verbally abused him, the more tickets he wrote and stuck on the car. I couldn't give a shit to be honest. My cars parked around the corner.
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