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Black Lives Matter want equality, but in my opinion there’s no way they’re going to convince white men to rape 20,000 black women a year.

According to statistics, 5% of the UK population are non-white/non-British, and only 2% are homosexual. …so can someone tell me where the fuck are they filming the Great British Bake Off?

Just seen the new Bond movie, where we find out that Ben Whishaw’s character is gay. …I guess that explains what “Q” stands for.

Holocaust Remembrance Day is a bit like a dream where you shag your wife’s sister. You know it didn’t really happen, but you secretly wish it did.

Africa is in my blood. By which I mean, I have AIDS.

Unbelievable. In the month where all my favourite joke writers leave Sickipedia, the BBC cast a nigger as Dr Who. …fuck my luck!

I saw on the news that Zaki Anwari of the Afghan national football team died by falling from a US military plane in Kabul. …Apparently, he played on the wing but was known for diving. (This shit really writes itself, doesn’t it?!)

Just bear in mind that the scientific world telling you Covid is a deadly pandemic and that governments should control your behaviours is the same scientific world that is telling you a man becomes a woman just by changing his fucking pronouns.

*Throws open windows* “You boy! What tier is it?”

What's got 13 windows that won't open? Barbara Windsor’s advent calendar. (If a mod deletes yet another of my jokes—like the last five or six—have the decency to tell me why, eh?)