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Why is it that the wanker who caused all this shit by voting his own jokes up still posts under various psydymms?? "That's it, until admin sort it out I'm not posting again." Mmmm. Just fuck off you little prick. "Oh but all my jokes are original and I wrote them myself without any help." Yeah, well done for originality. But you're fucking boring. Do one doggy. Your jokes are shite and you voted them up yourself. YOU CAUSED THIS SHIT

I hate it when my Chav girlfriend gets changed into her pyjamas. I don't know if she's going to bed or going out shopping.

I've just given my wife a dozen rose's but she threw them back in my face. The ungrateful bitch said she didn't like the toffee ones either and wanted to choose her own out of the tin.

I fucked my missus froggy style last night. It's just like doggy style but you aim an inch higher and watch how high she leaps.

This place is dying on its arse quicker than Rejectdog attempting to do stand-up with his 'Original' jokes.

Mwahhhh, he's posting old jokes Mwahhhh, he's cheating Mwahhhh, I'm telling on you Ffs get over yourselves you soft bunch of cunts

Me and the wife are an average couple with 2.4 children. It'll be back down to 2 later when I kick her in the cunt and she miscarries.

My old nan has just been diagnosed with dementia so I've been out and bought her a pram. It's only a matter of time before she starts dragging her 2 dogs about in some sort of 4 wheeled transportation device it's either that or some abandoned Lidl trolley she managed to prise a quid out of when she weren't pissed.

I recently saved an African child from starving to death. I cancelled my two pounds a month to WaterAid and the little cunt died of thirst instead.

All pakis are paedophiles, lets not forget, they don't like bacon. Oh and yes, virgins' are awaiting. Oooh, let's not forget the Notting Hill carnival. Niggers on the street of London. Better phone Crimewatch. And lets not forget, Arsenal lost today so they must be shit. Oh and one more thing; My name is Rejectdog, and I'm boring as fuck.