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Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg has been offered a ride across the Atlantic by sailing boat to attend two key climate conferences. All I can say is, whoever convinced the pretentious little fucker sailing across the Atlantic in hurricane season was a good idea, is a fucking legend.

Don't bother going to "Oak furnitureland", worst theme park ever, kids hated it

NASA have sent their congratulations to the Indian space agency, who are sending a payload to the lunar surface. A spokesman for the Indian space agency said the module called "costcutter" will be a complete unit including, overpriced tinned goods, magazine stand, beer fridge and lottery terminal

Stacey Dooleys latest piece of investigative journalism into illegal immigration in the US, has produced quote, "finding fugitives is like popping pimples", stacey was asked, "is this because you need to apply pressure to find them" , she replied "no it's because they cum all over my face, and often 3 or 4 at a time"

I don't understand the fascination with Boris's love life, Jeremy Cunt has fucked every junior doctor In the NHS and I've seen fuck all in the Guardian or BBC news about that

Apparently Jeremy Corbyn, is taking the resignation of labour mp's very seriously, he has apparently asked the shadow cabinet to come up with a "final solution" to their anti semetism problems

With this Iran crisis, It's time for prime minister candidate and foreign secretary, Jeremy hunt to show he has the strength of character to take control of things and put the Iranians in their place, by writing a strongly worded announcement.

I don't get all this talk of "another referendum" on Brexit, surely if we are playing best of three, there should be at least two more?

Just seen the advert for Gino de campo's frozen ready meals on the telly, I never realised the Italian word for dogsshit was "fantastico"

Can anyone else see the irony that lord "Adonis" actually looks like uncle fester from the Adams family