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Fuck me, just wasted £1100 on a romantic trip to Rome, who'd of thought the sightseeing capital of Europe was fucking Salisbury.

Just been listening to the radio in the car Didn't realise Newcastle played an away match abroad last week, and lost. Apparently Indonesia has been wrecked by the "Toon Army"

I bet Ronaldo is wishing he'd not listened to Kathryn Mayorga, when she told him to "Just Do It"

What about that Angela Merkel eh!. I haven't seen a German so enthusiastic about raising an army in Europe since the late 1930's

I'm really upset today, "I'm going to miss Bush" ............. I told my wife after she came back from her waxing

It's really sad about what has happened at Chester zoo yesterday, ...... but on a brighter note I've got 12 people for Christmas dinner this year, and the roast Zebra I bought from Chester Aldi is going to go a long way!

Apparently the must have present in Indonesia this Christmas is a surf board?

Happy to Read in the news that fibre helps protect you against heart disease and bowel cancer, but they didn't mention if the speed matters I'm on 80mb, but might upgrade to 200mb if that helps

Macron needs to get a grip of those fuel protestors, not content with trashing France, I've just seen a load of them on the A1 south of Peterborough, cones and half finished bridges everywhere it's a right fucking mess

Really BBC, front page business news?, We are all a bunch of fat fucks in the UK, myself included. Would it be a disaster if we ran out of fucking magnums..... Rant over!