Sickipedia

I went to the shop to pick up 8 cans of sprite But when I got home I relised I only picked 7up

My mate is shagging twins who both like it up the arse. I asked how he tells them apart? "Thats easy" he replied..... "Sallys got massive tits and a nice shaven pussy, Derik has a moustache and big hairy bollocks"

Not a joke... just a suggestion Anyone thought of a watsapp group for videos pictures and jokes etc......sickipedia style?

A penis has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is a arsehole His best friend is a pussy And his owner beats him

Ye Old Jack & Jill Jack and Jill, Went up the hill, So Jack could see Jills fanny, But Jack got a shock, And an eyeful of cock, Because Jill was a closet tranny.

A Gaurda radio's into his station. "Hello is that you superintendent?" "Ya go ahead" "We have a problem at the scene. A woman has killed her husband for steppin on the floor she has just mopped" "Have you arrested the woman?" "No Sir the floor is still wet!"

Just met a Chinese drug addict. He said to me "Have you seen my cocaine?" I said "Not since he starred in The Italian Job"

I started to get tired during sex the other day, so i asked the girl "to get on top" To which she replied, "You haven't raped many girls before have you?"

Girls have a panic attack and cause a scene over a small spot. But hit a curb at 60mph and all they say is "Whoops"

[Me and the Mrs watching the lion king] Me: "I've never seen this before" Mrs. " Oh dear, better get the tissues ready" Me. "I hardly think I am going to jack off to a bunch of lions Sarah!"