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Did you know that if you hit a child at just over 30mph then it causes 230 quids worth of damage to the front end of my Renault Clio.
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I nearly drowned in the swimming pool today. There was a really fit lifeguard who kept smiling at me so I thought I would do something to impress her. So I took off my armbands!
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*EASTENDERS CAST* Make use of all this spare time you have by learning how to act!
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Does anybody else think that Jeremy Corbyn suffers from Erectile dysfunction? To get a hard Brexit you've got to have an election.
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AMATEUR actors, get paid whilst you learn to act by getting a job on Eastenders
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I've just fixed the gas leak on my Mother In Laws boiler using Sellotape. She's going to be over the moon !
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Does anybody else find it really hard to push a shopping trolley with a hacking cough?
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I think my wife is selling sex toys. I just heard her on the phone saying 'I can't get rid of the fucking dick'
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PRETEND you are a famous cricketer by holding a cricket bat and dressing up in white overalls, then walking down your road at 8pm on a Thursday evening!
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GET totally free cinema access by getting the lead part in a film then going to its the premiere
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