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*HEADS UP* If you're thinking of getting a gundog don't bother. The one I've got can't shoot a fucking thing!
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I've just heard my wife's friend say to her that she's glad she was born a female as it must be really uncomfortable having a dick. In which my wife replied, 'it sure is, he just sits around the house all day doing fuck all'
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Ever since my dog stole all the chocolate from the sweet shop he's been full of new twix.
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Sounds like Amber Heard has been giving Johnny Depp some real shit!
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Come on everybody, what with the stabbings in Glasgow today and last week in Reading, get lighting those candles, nothing shows we're not to be messed with by lighting one of those fuckers!
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Being a plumber and out of work because of the lockdown I've started my own vegetable patch. It's going really well and I've just noticed my first leek!
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My girlfriend just texted me saying she is leaving me because I'm stupid and always intense. Well she must be more stupid than me because I've never even been in a tent!
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I fucking hate those posh cunts that use old fashioned, snotty words and speak like they've got a lump of shit stuck down the back of there throat that needs hacking up.. The fuckers me feel ghastly!
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***BREAKING NEWS FOR WEEKEND*** 15'000 '#BlackLivesMatter' protesters struck down with Coronavirus #TheyCan'tBreathe
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***FOR SALE*** American cop car in great condition. The radio and sirens are all still working and this thing is super fast. Anybody interested around the New York area just give us a call and we will arrange a viewing locally to you. Open to offers
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