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Union bosses are blaming Brexit as Honda plans to shut down its Swindon plant in 2022. Swindon's MP Justin Tomlinson insisted the decision was not down to Britain's departure from the EU and Honda are leaving by their own Accord.

does anybody else get really pissed off when people don't use the correct punctuations in their jokes and so all you find yourself doing is reading it and trying to understand what the fucking hell they are trying to say by saying in your mind that their should be a comma there and a full stop here which in turn totally ruins the whole joke and leaves you thinking the poster of the joke is a right thick cunt ps I reckon people use spellcheck to make sure the turds are spelt correctly to stop them looking even thicker

This Fleetwood Mac Sat Nav is a complete waste of money, all it keeps saying is 'you can go your own way'

Heinz Ketchup are under ivestigation for selling half filled bottles of tomato ketchup. The discovery was made by officials after getting a leak from a sauce!

GET totally free cinema access by getting the lead part in a film then going to its the premiere

FEMALE footballers. Get far bigger crowd attendances by playing in your suspenders!

Did you know people write 'approx' because they are to thick to spell approximitally

Someone called me stupid online all because I didn't know how two use 'to' and 'too' in a sentence! How anybody could think I was stupid just for my misuse of too words is quite beyond me!

I've just pulled a right fit bird on Match.com and she's agreed to meet up as I fit all of her requirements. "Looking for a man who doesn't mind making tea's, can use an iron and likes clubs" She's going to fucking love me, I practically live on the Golf course!

*EASTENDERS CAST* Make use of all this spare time you have by learning how to act!