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There was a local family whose daughter was frankly very overweight and unattractive. I remember one day her mom came into school and spoke during assembly explaining that her daughter could no longer stand the bullying and had hanged herself the night before. The whole school was in shocked silence, then one lad shouted out, " fucking hell, it must have been a strong rope."
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Ever since I became a cop I have to deal with rape victims on a daily basis. Apparently women trust you much more when you wear a police uniform.
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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing? Miscarriage.
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Isn't it amazing when your dying with Flu and feeling like shit, You can still always muster just enough energy for a wank.
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What's the difference between a baby and a dryer? A dryer doesn't scream when I dump a load in it
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I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.
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I'm gonna name my first born son retarded. So that if people ask me if I'm fucking retarded, I can say yes.
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