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Anyone interested in a free ride in a Helicopter, it’s a flight for 4 people. I’m still looking for 2 more to join us. We leave early next Saturday morning (Aug 7th) from Newcastle and will fly to Poole where we will have a late breakfast and then onto a yacht for lunch. Then we’ll do a flight to Jersey and return to Poole for dinner, then fly back home. If interested please message me Preferably someone with a Helicopter and Yacht; otherwise we can’t go.
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Following the 41 gun salute in Portsmouth this afternoon, President Macron of France has phoned Boris Johnson to surrender just in case.
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My Indian girlfriend said I could give her a facial. I almost came on the spot.
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Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent. Now the alarm clocks broken and Im wide awake. Not sure who won.
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As A child I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs and sex by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.
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My missus kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock. It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!
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Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that testing your testicles for lumps turns into a sly wank
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I’m so glad I was taught how to play the recorder at school. It has come in really handy in adult life. I lost count of the times I’ve resolved a difficult situation with a quick blast of three blind mice.
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IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH !!!! For all the grieving Jeremy Kyle fans.... The Job Centre opens at 9am
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My wife is pissed off with me again. I crept into the bedroom last night and swapped her tampon for a party popper. She has no sense of humour.
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