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Why hasn't there been any muslim terror attacks in Northern Ireland . Because you lot do such a good job wiping each other out and theres no more room for religious intolerance.

Just to say I am the original billybollox that kicked your arses so badly.xx imitation though flattering just prooves that u trolls are incapable any creative jokes or any originality . you're simply sad bullys that all deserve to get swilled by joey

Bloke on the bus he gave me a really wierd look as I sat down. Just my luck the bus is empty and still I end up sitting next to the fucking nutter"

An athiest is walking in the forest when suddenly a huge grizzly bear leaps out and has the man trapped . The man looks up and crys out "help me god and I promise I will be a good christian" God says "all your lousy life you have denied me, now you want my help I dont need your prayers" The athiest screams" well at least make the bear a good christian then if not me" "Ok done" says God . The bear clasps it's paws together in prayer and says "thankyou heavenly father for this fine meal you have given me "

An athiest is walking in the forest when suddenly a huge grizzly bear leaps out and has the man trapped . The man looks up and crys out "help me god and I promise I will be a good christian" God says "all your lousy life you have denied me, now you want my help I dont need your prayers" The athiest screams" well at least make the bear a good christian then if not me" "Ok done" says God . The bear clasps it's paws together in prayer and says "thankyou heavenly father for this fine meal you have given me "

If you had to choose between a wonderful wife or a wonderful car . Would you choose a petrol or a diesel engine?

How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'd rather sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews.

A huge flying saucer lands at a petrol station in the middle of nowhere. The alien gets out and asks the attendant to "fill her up with unleaded". The attendant starts to fill it up but when it gets to £300 he gets a bit concerned and says "I hope you can pay for this " The alien says "don't worry I can cover it". After several more assurances that the alien can pay eventually all the pumps are empty and the bill is £20,000 they go inside to settle up and the alien says " have you got change for a bleem?"

What do you get if you cross a paki with a coon . A car thief that's shit at driving .

Oh shit ! Sounds like theresa's in trouble . Mayday Mayday Mayday !