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Large fire in Kennington put out quickly by fire brigade as black smoke matters.

Would it be too soon to ask the slim, blonde, very prerry, recently widowed, PC Harpers wife out on a date now she is single. (probably good PC widows pension as well)

Banksys next mural, is that of a dead migrant in an overcrowded boat. though 300people on the boat have an actual photo of it on their phones.

My best friends are due to celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary. they said for a present get something both of us will like. So I get them a strap on.

Muslims are rioting in Malmo over the burning of the Koran. They burnt the bookshop down, which sold copies of the Koran and had 20 in stock. --- the OED has just updated its definition of ironic.

Ironic that Diversity that is against racism, has no diversity in it.

Groups of 6 are now illegal, pity it wasnt from 9days ago, we wouldnt have had to put up with Diversity.

Diversity are planning a new routine in support of George Floyd, though him holding a gun to the stomach of a pregnant woman while his friends rob her house is omitted.

After the shooting in Croydon, can I now go out and do some looting in sympathy for the officer.

Weston Super Mare were at home to The Met Police in football today. Someone said the Met were one down, caught off guard by an unexpected shot. I checked my watch and it was 5minutes before kick off.