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I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night. Does anyone know if they’re showing highlights?
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I bought a lettuce from a greengrocers owned by The Mamas & the Papas but it’s already gone off. All the leaves are brown…
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I can’t quite believe I’ve been cured of my kleptomania. I have to keep pinching myself...
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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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I keep having this recurring dream where I think I’m a horse. Last six nights on the trot...
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I've been prescribed anti-gloating cream... I can't wait to rub it in.
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I had a vinyl album called “Wasp Noises”, but when I played the first track it didn’t sound like a wasp and the second track didn’t sound like a wasp either... Then I realised I was playing the B side...
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With Christmas coming be extra careful on the roads as quite a lot of guys will be having a few drinks and letting their wives drive
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Have you noticed how many Formula One drivers have names linked to Scottish towns? Stirling Moss. Lewis Hamilton. Eddie Irvine. Ayr Town centre...
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I got a book at the charity shop titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’. I opened it up and the appendix was missing.
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