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With drugs, danger and crime everywhere these days, how good are you at keeping an eye on your kids? Use the McCann-Fritzl scale for your answer.

I can't stand racism. I never judge anyone based on the colour of their skin - ALL women are twats.

They say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. But when alone is the only time a married man can finish a whole... No I haven't taken the bins out yet... I said I'll do it after the washing up... Do you fancy getting frisky toni... No need to shout, just a suggestion..it is my birthd...yes I know you only got 7 hours sleep last ni...never mind.... Sentence.

Nicky Minaj has caused my testicles to swell much more than the vaccines did.

So Brexit has ended freedom of movement now.

The annoyingly twee insult "cockwomble" is basically the pinnacle of roughneck edgy humour from Mumsnet.

The snatch 22 of online booty hunting: Looking for xl plus size women to bone on a BBW dating site, but so many say they don't want men with a fat fetish.... Why do you think any man is specifically on the plus size sites in the first place???

Spiderman - just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the Web. (not mine, but not seen it on here yet either) Nod to MJ's private media.

Mark u OK hun????? pm me babez

The new delta strain spreads faster than my skank whore ex, but does leave less long-term negative effects and a better taste in the mouth.