Sickipedia

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The new delta strain spreads faster than my skank whore ex, but does leave less long-term negative effects and a better taste in the mouth.

So Brexit has ended freedom of movement now.

Well the tories have at least kept to one of their promises - with this epic Brexit-caused fuel crisis they have indeed ended freedom of movement.

They say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. But when alone is the only time a married man can finish a whole... No I haven't taken the bins out yet... I said I'll do it after the washing up... Do you fancy getting frisky toni... No need to shout, just a suggestion..it is my birthd...yes I know you only got 7 hours sleep last ni...never mind.... Sentence.

Sickipedia - out of reach for a little while through technical issues being no fault if it's own, and on its return gets a tirade of filthy abuse covering all hypothetical bases. Much like every man in a relationship ever.

I just got an epic text from a mature Dominatrix I've been chatting with. Fucking long, dry & serious, much like her chuff I imagine. It was torture just reading it. She bored the ass off me, rather than boring something into my ass as I'd hoped. And more expensive than a gallon of petrol will be in a few weeks time. I suppose that's what I get from lurking in the Westminster chat rooms hoping for a well-connected fuck.

Sickipedia - goes down harder than Shamima on a border control officer.

Holy shit - my son had a talk in school today and apparently there are 74 genders. Not 2. 74. There are people who feel their leg is female, but the rest of them are male, apart from their arm, which they identify with as a fucking rabbit. There's a poster & everything, which I can only hope to see one day. I have only just stopped laughing. Until someone is born with a completely new shape between their legs, there's only 2 genders surely (and a million sexualities obvs). I can't wait for the first Hexagonal-Genital Lamb-Leg people to be born - then I will finally identify with my true gender & feel at peace with the world. FFS. This is the dumbest shit I've heard this year - and this is 2021. Rich pickings for dumb shit.

If the vaccine conspiracy turns out to be true & the covid vaccine has indeed made me sterile, that's awesome as it's been a free, painless vasectomy! Women turning 40 who "might want kids someday (I. E. fucking now)" here I cum....