Sickipedia

It occurred to me that the phrase "splitting hairs" could be applied to the tender act of boning.

The snatch 22 of online booty hunting: Looking for xl plus size women to bone on a BBW dating site, but so many say they don't want men with a fat fetish.... Why do you think any man is specifically on the plus size sites in the first place???

Seeing an albino black person must feel the same as tackling a crossword puzzle using words with 3 letters or more, to a racist. Cue mindless incoherent abuse responses with no substance lol

Sickipedia - goes down harder than Shamima on a border control officer.

Holy shit - my son had a talk in school today and apparently there are 74 genders. Not 2. 74. There are people who feel their leg is female, but the rest of them are male, apart from their arm, which they identify with as a fucking rabbit. There's a poster & everything, which I can only hope to see one day. I have only just stopped laughing. Until someone is born with a completely new shape between their legs, there's only 2 genders surely (and a million sexualities obvs). I can't wait for the first Hexagonal-Genital Lamb-Leg people to be born - then I will finally identify with my true gender & feel at peace with the world. FFS. This is the dumbest shit I've heard this year - and this is 2021. Rich pickings for dumb shit.

Nicky Minaj has caused my testicles to swell much more than the vaccines did.

Spiderman - just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the Web. (not mine, but not seen it on here yet either) Nod to MJ's private media.

Wish I'd learnt this years ago

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The new delta strain spreads faster than my skank whore ex, but does leave less long-term negative effects and a better taste in the mouth.