Sickipedia

Wish I'd learnt this years ago

Mark u OK hun????? pm me babez

The new delta strain spreads faster than my skank whore ex, but does leave less long-term negative effects and a better taste in the mouth.

Badly packed kebab

BBC... What does it stand for again?

So Brexit has ended freedom of movement now.

Well the tories have at least kept to one of their promises - with this epic Brexit-caused fuel crisis they have indeed ended freedom of movement.

They say talking to yourself is the first sign of madness. But when alone is the only time a married man can finish a whole... No I haven't taken the bins out yet... I said I'll do it after the washing up... Do you fancy getting frisky toni... No need to shout, just a suggestion..it is my birthd...yes I know you only got 7 hours sleep last ni...never mind.... Sentence.

Sickipedia - out of reach for a little while through technical issues being no fault if it's own, and on its return gets a tirade of filthy abuse covering all hypothetical bases. Much like every man in a relationship ever.

I just got an epic text from a mature Dominatrix I've been chatting with. Fucking long, dry & serious, much like her chuff I imagine. It was torture just reading it. She bored the ass off me, rather than boring something into my ass as I'd hoped. And more expensive than a gallon of petrol will be in a few weeks time. I suppose that's what I get from lurking in the Westminster chat rooms hoping for a well-connected fuck.