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bengalitimemachine

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7 years ago-Racism-Black-Post Rating : 2

My dad is so racist he won’t go out in the sun in case he sees his own shadow.

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Gay-Post Rating : 4

Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife.

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7 years ago-Racism-Jew-Post Rating : 0

The customs officer said to me as I came back from my holiday, “Anything to declare?” I said, “Yes, the Jews did 9/11.”

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 2

A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.

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7 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 2

I ordered a book on the internet the other day called "How To Have Absolutely Nothing To Do With Your Neighbours". Unfortunately, I was out when it was delivered.

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Paedophile-Post Rating : 3

What’s the main cause for paedophilia? Sexy kids.

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7 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 1

I think my effort to cut down on using cliches is going well. I'm just taking each day as it comes and giving it 110%.

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7 years ago-Other-Thoughts-Post Rating : 4

Why when asked "If you were to bring one item to a desert island, what would you bring?" does no one ever answer, "boat"?!

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7 years ago-Other-Food and Drink-Post Rating : 5

I was having dinner with the Elephant Man the other day and pointed out that he'd got some gravy on his chin. "Thank you!" he replied, giving it a wipe. "Can't have people staring at me."

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5 years ago-Animal Cruelty-Post Rating : 0

“Super, smashing, great!"

“Super, smashing, great!"

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