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John Cleese still needs to work aged 85 because he 'doesn’t have much money.' All the assault and bullying compensation paid out to Manuel must have cleaned him out

Jilly Cooper and the Four Horsemen of Her Apocalypse

Imagining the end of Fast & Furious 7 with Clarkson and Quentin Wilson ..

Tim'll Fix It

Ex Dr Who assistant Noel Clarke has been arrested. He was caught trying to break into the Tardis to go back in time to prevent himself suing the Guardian.

Hottie Natalie Domer is reportedly donating her fee for playing Sarah Ferguson in a new ITV drama to an abuse charity in light of the Duchess's Epstein connections. Id have thought Zelda from Terrahawks wouldve been more appropriate casting for wrinkled old boot Fergie

Bruce Willis is going into a care home. He goes from battling terrorists/asteroids/ghosts and Sam Jackson, to fighting illegal immigrant carers stealing his personal belongings, sub standard chefs making his dinner. and his family draining all his bank accounts .

Oh well, no Steps reunion concert now. its a Tragedy

Michelle Money

After being cancelled Noel Clarke is complaining he can't get a job, can't earn money from comic cons or video messages, and is now on benefits. MeToo Noel