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I've been so down lately , completely misunderstood, blamed and just genuinely fed up.. It become so bad I'm genuinely thinking about ending my life .... Shit !! Sorry didn't mean life , I meant wife

Absolutely fucked off with my bird screeching at me all of the time, are relationship is on the rocks.. She can eat her trill, take her swing , cage and fuck off.

There are some absolute beasts in that power slap championship.... I was completely gobsmacked in what I witnessed.

I'm not impressed with the Strictly come dancing line up this year... My estimations of the show has certainly gone downs hill.

I often walk around hospitals calling patients cunts. I like to add insult to injury

Still getting used to my curfew ankle tag after recently being released from prison. Just taking it step by step.

Please ??

Me bird was fuming last night coz I cooked a Chicken Madras instead of a korma. Long story short , there I am cleaning the dishes , being the modern man , when her right palm knocks me flying. ..arse lands right on one of them 80s style electric cookers (perfect for hot knifes) talk about ring sting .... should of just cooked the fucking korma.

10s per pouch

The missus wants me to give up fags. She said she can't stand the smell of cocks on my breath in the morning.