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I've just seen a Muslim man break his hand punching what he thought was his wife. Someone had put a burka over a letterbox

The BBC have a new cooking show, hosted by women who have been victims of domestic violence. It's called "Can't Cook? Right Hook!"

I have blue eyes. I got them from my dad. My mum has black eyes. She also got them from my dad.

How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? 4.... 1 to change the bulb 1 to order the hamburgers and plenty of sides 1 to be obnoxiously fucking loud an shove their opinions down every cunts throats whilst acting superior and calling themselves Terry testicles And 1 to burst in the local high school and massacre innocent children because he had a fucked up childhood.

A large fat, big mouthed American is on a tour of London and has been bragging on about how everything is bigger and better in the good ol' US of A and how everything is small in Great Britain. He points his podgy finger at a small building and says to the tour guide "See that building over there, why if that was in the States it would be a hundred times bigger". The tour guide says "I'm not surprised. that's the obesity wing of the hospital".

My mate is looking to get his garden ready for a party next week, I told him to try a local builders in Oxford.. ..They have the best grasses. Credit Bob Down.

Why does a certain oxford builder see a fanny when he looks in the mirror? Because he’s a cunt.

My mate asked me what was my favourite part of the kiddies park when I was younger.. I told him the roundabout because what goes around comes around 😉

I'm going to the Odeon in Oxford later to watch the screening of an old Mel Gibson classic.. ..It's called Payback.

Tosspot or Percy, Joey dickhead or whatever 100 other names you call yourself. Your time is up wank dog. Did you go to see PC 1538 today and discuss section 127 of the communications harassment act of 2003 about a bob the builder meme? You are the joke and you can get away with fuck all on here now you sad little troll.