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Got an arse hole called Josh posting shit on the guise of Barrie0...dunno why, obviously another bored wanked out little prick!!..please take no notice of Barrie nought!..Nice!!

How Is it when your walking somewhere in the cold wind, it’s always fkin blowing towards you?

I hate trainspotters, weirdos, I counted 3 today!...-4 and was it on 3 10 minutes after I posted it!...Good original joke!! Alexa?..what the fck you doing with lempik opik?...another original, some minus shit!...seems certain wankers don't like what I have to say when they like to comment!!.

A fella comes home from work and says to the Mrs, look love, we both know we're getting a bit bored in the bedroom and I mentioned it to Angelo at work and he told me about lots of different positions we could try, so the wife agrees as she's as urgent to get things going again,..so what's the first position she says...well I like the sound of the "wheel barrow"....I come from behind you lift your legs round my waste and fuck you while moving you around...ok she says...So they get to it...after 45 minutes they are both shagged right out, lying there getting they're breath,..the bloke says.."Did you enjoy that then?".,.She says "Oh yeah, loved every minute, except when we went past my mums house!!

Alexa!!...What the fuck are you doing with Lempik Opik?

I know this is not a platform for anything other than having a laugh....but I've gotta say to the lefty pricks who commented on my Diane Abbot jokes....yeah Tories are cunts...but it was labour who skinted the country, let filthy rapists and murderers into the country and millions of ponces who either don't want anything to do with our way of life or want to kill us!!..so just think of that before you start opening your f'kin mouths and slagging my posts!!

Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for Christmas, reckons it’s the most violent book he’s ever read!!

Look, I know this is a site for jokes, but let's not have any about Brave Bradley... There's nothing funny there!! RIP brave boy!!

Are you lot all f'kin Labour supporters? I said....Diane f'kin Abbot earlier and it's on f'kin 5?...you can't like this cunt...over the years she's proved to be a lying, stupid good for nothing ponce!..she sent her children to public school and she's meant to be an advocate of the labour voters way of life!!..she's all about her own arse and pension!!

Bad news for agraphobics,..a cure is just around the corner!