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Goldfish goes into a bar and the barman says.."Why the long faeces?"

Did you know that the 10,000 men of the Grand old duke of York had bipolar?

Was at an interview when the bloke asked me what my worst asset,..so I said I think I'm to honest,..he says,..I can't see being honest as a bad thing...to which I replied...I couldn't give a fuck what you think!

How many dyslexic's does it take to change a lightbulb. Steven

How do you circumstise a hillbilly? Kick his mum in the jaw!...and if that don't work call the sister, she'll definitely be hungry!!

Is it a bird?...is it a plane?...well seeing there's millions of species of birds and thousands of planes flying about I'd say it's probably one or the other you stupid American cunts!!

The wife dressed as Muslim yesterday, hijab the lot to find what stigma she found just walking around in public,..she was spat at, kicked, punched and verbally abused,.and that was all before she left the house.

Ikea are now selling beds just for lesbians, No nuts or screws, just tongue and groove!

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul Santa

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night, came all his glasses smashed, grazes on his head tore up knees....She stood him up!