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If Britain doesn't want genetically modified vegetables, Why is Harvey getting the COVID jab?

Ship's officer: When should we turn? Captain: Let's cross that bridge when we get to it.

What do you do when you can't satisfy a woman in bed? You log on to Sickipedia and downvote some jokes.

Katie price now has ugly, severely swollen lips that have had a few fists between them. Says her gynecologist

The EBU is investigating the possibility that the Eurovision voting system was hacked. They first became suspicious when the UK got a point.

Scouse taxi driver: Ok, sir. Where are you going today? Passenger: Everywhere.

An ambulance passed me one day and a box feel off the back. I picked it up and it had someone's toe in it. I called the hospital and told them what I found. They confirmed that the ambulance had arrived at the hospital and were looking for the box. I asked if they were going to send another ambulance out to get it. They said no, but they will send a toe truck. Ok. I know. That was a bad one.

What Gary Lineker actually meant is that, growing up in Leicester, he experienced racism because he was white.

Oh the noncey Duke of York. He had some underage chick. He flew her out to Epstein Island and she bounced upon his dick. Then Epstein was hanging up. Then the Maxwell chick went down. And the duke’s Mummy twigged, so he’ll never get a crown.

I worked with a Jewish bloke once. He asked me a question and i didn't know, so I told him to talk to the boss, Kyle. It was loud, so a I had to shout. "SEE KYLE! SEE KYLE!". I was sacked for some reason.