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Boris Johnson gives his father Stanley BEAVERS as an 80th birthday present.....like Father like son....cunt crazy!

Once dem black folk find out Colonel Sanders was a rascist they’ll all die of starvation....just saying.

"I am a single man (30) seeking a life-partner to share my soul with. I am sensitive, caring and have a deeply loving nature. If you wish to give me your heart, I will give you mine and know that, held within your gentle hands, it will be safe for ever. No fat birds."

Went to the Supermarket earlier, there was a sign on the door, ‘No food or drink allowed inside’...so I went home.

Love Island cancelled over Flack death...brilliant news, keep dying you no hopers and we’ll never see this shit on screen again!

Balldeep’s first words

John Bercow 'labels Brexit the "biggest mistake of this country after the war"....no mate, your old man not pulling out of your Mother in time 56 years ago was worse!!😂

Prince Harry visits de-mining site in Angola....later he visited de-pub and de-toilet then returned home to fuck de-wifey

Paddys" wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.On arrival the nurse asks "How dilated is she?" To which paddy relies,"Oh Jaysus we"re both over the fucking moon

No change there then🙈