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OK guys and girls not a joke more an observation. It would appear we are seeing another rise in Trolls who delight in bad mouthing anyone who dares to post what (in their) opinion is an old joke. As Rhett Butler once said; "frankly my dear I don't give a damn"...but sadly these imbeciles seem to delight in making derogatory remarks for the sake of it....also noticeable that many of them do not even contribute to this otherwise excellent website. So come on give it a rest, grow up or move on.....preferably to the M25 in rush hour! ApolOgies in advance for taking up anyones time Wwith this observation.

Sadly it now seems that courtesy of a few retards the Sickpedia is all but fucked...for a second time...memes are utter crap ditto the last batch of so-called jokes posted! To those genuine Sickpedians...and you guys now who you are..it's been fun while it lasted lads, take care and keep well.

A bloke goes for the job of cook on a ship. The geezer who is interviewing asks "Can you fry eggs". "Can I fry fucking eggs! I"ve worked in some of the top hotels in England" replies the bloke... "Give me half a dozen." So he"s given six eggs which he starts to juggle with. After a minute of brilliant juggling, he throws the eggs one-by-one over his shoulder towards the frying pan which is behind him. Each egg hits the side of the pan, cracks open and the shell falls into the bin below and the eggs slide unbroken into the frying pan. "That"s amazing," says the interviewer "but it must have been a fluke." "A fluke! Give me a dozen" says the bloke. He then proceeds to do even more elaborate juggling and repeat the finale so there"s now eighteen unbroken eggs sizzling in the frying pan. "Well then do I get the job" "No, you fuck about too much!!"

I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

A woman buys a wall mirror from B&Q. The attendant says "Would you like a screw for that?" She replies "No, but I"d suck your cock for a Lawnmower!"

A guy and his wife are about to have sex when a bee flies into the room. Just as she opens her legs, the bee flies into her pussy and gets stuck. So her husband drives her to the hospital. The doctor says to the guy, "I have a plan but I'll only do it if you agree to it." The guy says "OK, as long as she is safe." So the doctor puts some honey on his dick and sticks it into her pussy. The guy asks "why are you doing that?" The doctor replies "the bee will come to my dick and when it lands, I will pull it out slowly." "It's not coming. I better go deeper!" The doctor went deeper and deeper. He began shafting the woman hard and seemed to be enjoying himself. The woman began to cry loudly, "AHH OHH AHH OHH MOTHER FUCKER! THANK YOU!" The doctor started fucking her like crazy. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT!?" roared the husband. The doctor replied, "Changed my mind. I'm gonna drown the bastard!!!"

A bloke sees his ex-wife with her new lover and decides to wind him up so he shouts over "How"s the second-hand pussy? "Quick as a flash, her lover replies "Great! After the first three inches, its like brand new.

INFORMATION: The two resident asswipes Vape/Ray are about to ban me as they do not like being confronted with the truth. To any genuine contributors out there I thank you sincerely for your suppert, as for the rest of you cunts with your numerous alias' and endless dupes.....keep it up the site ai all but fucked anyway!!

Patrick Quinn, one of the men who helped drive the wildly popular Ice Bucket Challenge fundraising campaign, has died aged 37.......wait for it...wait for it..he has kicked the bucket!!

I went to a faith healer last night and he was fucking shit, even the bloke in the wheelchair got up and walked out!