Sickipedia

So I walked into the chiropodist and slapped my cock on the desk...the woman said hold on that's not a foot..I said I know but it's a good 11 inches

So shamima begun has lost her appeal..again..which is costing thousands to have uk citizenship restored she has threatened to set fire to herself so there is a collection going round round..so far there's 4 gallons of 4 star in the pot

So I just up voted on a joke and it showed a -1 from 0 how does that work are the moderators doctoring the scores?

So I was working on the building site and the boss took a black guy on as a labourer. He put him to work alongside a chap from Northern Ireland a scotish bloke a guy from southern Ireland and a bloke from Birmingham. As he started work he asked the boss for an advance in his wages to get some food etc but it was dead against company policy but he had no problem asking the guys he was working with for a sub..boss called them over and said Mick, Mac, Paddy Whak give the wog a loan Nod to dipdipdogshit

Oh I'm sorry to upset all the woke fuckers ..I thought this site was called sickipedia... my mistake for posting jokes that offend... or just fuck off to PC world and give your granny another baby if you can drag your dad off her.

Ho ho here's one for all you cunts who don't know there's an up arrow Fuck off

Had a call from a spastic mate of mine with spine abifida last night...apparently he won the uk disco dancing championship.. only got up to go to the bar

So the 2 sickos that murdered Brianna Ghey will be sentenced shortly.. does that mean their sentences will be short in line with every other woke judgement.

Holy ghost he's the most Gets them pissed on wine and toast Has anybody seen jc Jc jc jc

Cleans up temples it is said Raising spastics from their bed Has anybody seen jc Jc jc jc