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Saw a black fella the other day with 7 fingers ..I said fuck me that must be brilliant..he said fuck off I'm eating a twix

So I just up voted on a joke and it showed a -1 from 0 how does that work are the moderators doctoring the scores?

What do you call an Irish woman with a pane of glass behind each ear. Patti O'Doors

The geography teacher asked the class, "Does anyone know where Pakistan is?" Little Mary said, "I think he went to see the headmaster miss."

Woman goes to the doctor with carpet burns on her knees...doc says I think it's because of your position while having sex, could you not have a word with your partner to change positions...she said oh no no I can't do that... why said the doc...she says..have you smelt an alsations breath

This one should have been put up on good Friday. Do you mind crossing your legs we've only got one nail left.

So shamima begun has lost her appeal..again..which is costing thousands to have uk citizenship restored she has threatened to set fire to herself so there is a collection going round round..so far there's 4 gallons of 4 star in the pot

It's Ramadan soon... A classic time of year when theres just not enough hours in the day...Time.

A previously un-released song that George Micheal wrote while in prison has been discovered. Apparently George had to make a hot chocolate and give his cell mate a hand job at bed time. It's entitled... Wank me off before your cocoa

So speaking to Richi Sunak yesterday i told him I may have solved the Rwanda problem...just send the illegals to Gaza..I mean the government will not get any trouble from the UN as they have been backing Hamas for years. ....I suppose the RAF could drop them out the back of an aircraft as they drop aid ... now that's where I can see a problem that the ECHR will moan about.... do we or do we not give them a parachute.