Sickipedia

So I walked into the chiropodist and slapped my cock on the desk...the woman said hold on that's not a foot..I said I know but it's a good 11 inches

So shamima begun has lost her appeal..again..which is costing thousands to have uk citizenship restored she has threatened to set fire to herself so there is a collection going round round..so far there's 4 gallons of 4 star in the pot

So the son of the chief of the souix Indians is walking around the village with no particular purpose and his dad says Son ..sit.. we talk..smoke peace pipe ..you have long face like horse..what is matter? Father I have wondered for many moons why Running Bear is so called Running Bear. Son it's because first thing his mother sees when he was born was bear running across the prairie. Father I understand..but why is Passing Cloud so called Passing Cloud Son it's because first thing her mother sees when she was born was cloud passing by the moon so she is so called passing cloud..but tell me two dogs fucking ..why do you ask?

So I just up voted on a joke and it showed a -1 from 0 how does that work are the moderators doctoring the scores?

Had a call from a spastic mate of mine with spine abifida last night...apparently he won the uk disco dancing championship.. only got up to go to the bar

So I was working on the building site and the boss took a black guy on as a labourer. He put him to work alongside a chap from Northern Ireland a scotish bloke a guy from southern Ireland and a bloke from Birmingham. As he started work he asked the boss for an advance in his wages to get some food etc but it was dead against company policy but he had no problem asking the guys he was working with for a sub..boss called them over and said Mick, Mac, Paddy Whak give the wog a loan Nod to dipdipdogshit

Oh I'm sorry to upset all the woke fuckers ..I thought this site was called sickipedia... my mistake for posting jokes that offend... or just fuck off to PC world and give your granny another baby if you can drag your dad off her.

Ho ho here's one for all you cunts who don't know there's an up arrow Fuck off

Two Muslims at a birthday party for their sons and one says to the other " I don't know ..kids these days blow-up so quickly.

So the 2 sickos that murdered Brianna Ghey will be sentenced shortly.. does that mean their sentences will be short in line with every other woke judgement.