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axelfee

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axelfee

4 years ago-Other-Animals-Post Rating : 46

A few months ago my budgie escaped from its cage and had sex with our dog. Anyone want some puppies going cheap?

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 27

Some people have platonic relationships. Me and my wife have a Socratic one. We argue all the time.

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4 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : -1

I was hit on by a linguist the other day She asked me to conjugate, but I had to decline.

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4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Death-Post Rating : 41

A man walks up to the Widow at a funeral and asks if he can say a word. "Of course", she replies. The man plucks up the courage and says, "Bargain". The Widow looks at him, teary eyed and says, "Thank you so much, that means a great deal".

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4 years ago-Crime-Domestic Violence-Post Rating : 60

Ryan Giggs girlfriend walks into a bar... Well that's his story and he's sticking to it.

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4 years ago-Sports-Football-Post Rating : 2

Mad Scotland won the euros Friday and and get knocked out by Tuesday!

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4 years ago-Other-One Liner-Post Rating : 7

Why was the stone golem mad at her husband? Because he was always taking her for granite.

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4 years ago-Crime-Terrorists-Post Rating : 9

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

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4 years ago-TV-Film/Movie-Post Rating : 16

Did you hear the tagline for the new show: "6th Sense on Ice"? Icey dead people.

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4 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 11

Did you hear about the guy who knocked himself out when he face-planted with his patella? No? Guess it was on a knees-to-nose basis.

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