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Dear Sickipedians, So this site has a scoring system... Can anyone tell me what the grand prize is? When are the finals? Some of you spend so much time on here and obviously go to a lot of effort to create so many different profiles I think sickipedia admin should start rewarding people for their effort. Also, MarkRees1981 promises to deep throat the top 3 contenders. All these high scores and nothing to show for it... I'd feel cheated if I were you lot.

MarkReese1981 has taken the title of hide and seek champion from Madeleine McCaan. "+1 from me!"

Don't you hate it when you're an epileptic having a bath and your mates come running in and chuck their washing in with you.

Voting MarkRees1981's comments down is the only valid reason to log onto this incredibly unfunny site anymore.

Sickipedia Academy Awards Nominations: And the divisions with nominees are... Loneliest Wanker on the Site: MarkRees1981 Most Amount of "+1 From Me!" Circle Jerks in Comments Section: MarkRees1981 Claims to Have a "Profile For Critiquing and a Profile With a +1000 Point Score": MarkRees1981 Is Quite Possibly THE Most Annoying Cunt On Sickipedia: MarkRees1981 Highest Fall From Grace: hannah Highest Scores for Jokes That Are Seldom Funny: KIMJONGTRUMP Best Pisstaker: shitnose Best Troll: Rattler Angriest Little Fucker: Dylan Best Jokes That Are Sometimes Funny But Debatable as to How Many Profiles They Have: peppermint Can Handle Fifteen Cocks In His Mouth In One Go: MarkRees1981 Is The Reason This Site Is Actually Quite Shit Now: MarkRees1981 Cast your votes!

MarkRees1981 and his "I use a different profile to post jokes that has a healthy 4-figure score" comment is the epitome of what a cluster-fucked joke this site has become. The whole ability to comment on individual jokes has created a breeding ground for sad little shits like him and the rest of the sad sack fucktards on here that genuinely jerk themselves raw over their multi-profile scores. Fuck me it's a sad world we live in. What a cunt of a site this has become.

Had to go to the doctor again today: "Doc, for some reason I'm farting through the eye of my cock!" "That's awful," replied the doc. "I know," I said. "It's really putting the wind up my missus"

Went into see the doctor today: "Doc, I have this problem that every time I sneeze I have an orgasm!" "What have you been taking for that?" asked the doctor. I replied, "black pepper"

Found MarkReese1981 on "PunchFisters.com"

The best way to get a black woman pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.