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Sickipedia Academy Awards Nominations: And the divisions with nominees are... Loneliest Wanker on the Site: MarkRees1981 Most Amount of "+1 From Me!" Circle Jerks in Comments Section: MarkRees1981 Claims to Have a "Profile For Critiquing and a Profile With a +1000 Point Score": MarkRees1981 Is Quite Possibly THE Most Annoying Cunt On Sickipedia: MarkRees1981 Highest Fall From Grace: hannah Highest Scores for Jokes That Are Seldom Funny: KIMJONGTRUMP Best Pisstaker: shitnose Best Troll: Rattler Angriest Little Fucker: Dylan Best Jokes That Are Sometimes Funny But Debatable as to How Many Profiles They Have: peppermint Can Handle Fifteen Cocks In His Mouth In One Go: MarkRees1981 Is The Reason This Site Is Actually Quite Shit Now: MarkRees1981 Cast your votes!

Can one of the Mods please fuck this incredibly unfunny "thedarkman" semen-dripping shit stain right off? I've had tumours that were funnier than this cunt.

A fire-fighter and a farmer are sitting in a pub, on the piss. Farmer says, "I bet you my blue heeler dog can run faster than your truck" "Bullshit," says the farmer. "But I'll take him on" The fire-fighter jumps into his truck with the dog on the road next to him and he floors it. 30...40...50...60 all the way to 100 with the dog keeping up the whole time. The firey slams on the brakes and brings his truck to a screeching halt. "That's fucking incredible!" says the firey to the farmer. "I've never seen a dog run so fast. But what's that red ring around his neck?" Farmer says, "That's his asshole. He's not used to stopping so quick."

Dear Sickipedians, So this site has a scoring system... Can anyone tell me what the grand prize is? When are the finals? Some of you spend so much time on here and obviously go to a lot of effort to create so many different profiles I think sickipedia admin should start rewarding people for their effort. Also, MarkRees1981 promises to deep throat the top 3 contenders. All these high scores and nothing to show for it... I'd feel cheated if I were you lot.

Old but gold... "Ironman" is a superhero... "Iron, woman" is a simple instruction

Voting MarkRees1981's comments down is the only valid reason to log onto this incredibly unfunny site anymore.

MarkRees1981 and his "I use a different profile to post jokes that has a healthy 4-figure score" comment is the epitome of what a cluster-fucked joke this site has become. The whole ability to comment on individual jokes has created a breeding ground for sad little shits like him and the rest of the sad sack fucktards on here that genuinely jerk themselves raw over their multi-profile scores. Fuck me it's a sad world we live in. What a cunt of a site this has become.

Here's a joke: All you little whining shittards having a sob about some spunkcatcher named hannah copying and stealing jokes while fuckoff, the semen snorting arse reamer, starts getting well upset and posts bullshit threatening posts to appear to be a hard cunt when the only thing hard about him is his throbbing tiny cock as he jerks off over hannah while she smears shit fingered from her dogs anus onto john pervicals hairy bean bag. Have fun here ya miserable pack of piss drinking, anal felching, gonad fondling, dick kissing, arse fisting, gerbal inserting, period drinking, semen enema loving shitcunts. ?

MarkReese1981 has taken the title of hide and seek champion from Madeleine McCaan. "+1 from me!"

Don't you hate it when you're an epileptic having a bath and your mates come running in and chuck their washing in with you.