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The virgin Mary was never consulted about the immaculate conception. She delt with 9 months of pregnancy and never even got an orgasm out of it. So if I rape someone but after a vasectomy, am I better than god?

I wish more people were like Greta Thunberg. I.e., being an adult who looks 10.

Free Palestine. From HAMAS. Which Israel is nobly helping with.

What's the difference between a grooming gang and Sunday School group? Sunday school's don't have good liquor.

What's the difference between an Islamic extremist and an Islamophobe? Their day of worship.

I was in the park today and I saw this kid. I asked the adults with "are the parents are guardians of this child?" They said bemusedly "yes, we are". "Then you should be a ASHAMED of yourselves! Anyone can see that this child is quite obviously drunk. Now, what do you have to say for yourselves?" They seemed nonplussed for a moment and then they got pretty mad and screamed "He has cerebral palsy, you moron!" So of course I said: "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry, that must be very hard to live with. But that's no excuse to get him drunk!"

Teacher says that 1 is equal to 2 halves. However, I was less than thrilled with the 2 halves of a puppy I got for Christmas.

I've always wanted a threesome. How many times have you had a chick riding you and thought "damn, I wish I were eating pussy right now".

At what time of day was Jimmy Saville television? When the big hand was on the little one.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side.